Primordially Sinister

I’ve never really viewed “Satanists” as serious people because I know of only two archetypes. The first would be the Ozzy Osborne variety. These are the guys who had satanic themes in their heavy metal music in order to sound edgy. It’s doubtful they had the intellectual capacity to even delve into the subject. Entertainment purposes only.

The second would be the Church of Satan, founded by Anton LaVey (Levey). He came from a secular Jewish background and used this platform to advance an anti-Christian agenda. It wasn’t about religious devotion. He made no attempt to keep that a secret. I’ve always considered those folks a weird menagerie of imbeciles. Of course, they’re allowed to have a Twitter account while I am not:

LaVey was no Bill Kristol

Perhaps this casual attitude was the result of my lack of theological expertise. There might be an underlying sickness that shouldn’t merely be attributed to the set of factors we’re always griping about on the Dissident Right. Here are two recent examples of why I’ve come to suspect there may be something more sinister afoot.

We’ll start with Protestantism, several denominations of which have ordained female clergy to tend their dwindling congregations. They tend to be short-haired lesbians clad in rainbow vestments. Nikole Mitchell set the new standard by quitting as pastor in order to take up a new vocation as a bisexual stripper on Only Fans.

She’s definitely guided by something.

I cried because I had never felt more holy and sacred in my life”, is how she describes the transcendental experience of her first cam show. At this point, she could be any other mom with three kids in America. Let’s move on to the more lurid incident by orders of magnitude.

This occurred in a Catholic church in Pearl River, Louisiana at the end of last month. The Rev. Travis Clark was busted having intercourse on the altar in his clerical vestments with two dominatrices. One of them had posted that she was traveling south to “defile a house of God.” Without context, one would assume that the mugshots of these two harlots were taken after an Antifa riot in Portland.

If this surprises you, commend yourself for not spending enough time online.

This is probably the sort of stuff that got people burned at the stake in centuries past. The only thing that got burned this time around was the altar. The diocese had to cleanse it and consecrate a new one. Fortunately for Clark’s parishioners, he was too busy doing other things like serving as the chaplain of the local Catholic high school to cause other trouble.

Satan could have been the crisis all along. A feature of many profound crises is that they start from the periphery and move towards the center. What’s more central to your life than why you’re here, what you ought to be doing, and what you should expect when it’s done?

What’s more peripheral to your life than some lunatic with mutilated genitals smashing up a Starbucks in a distant city? Look, I’ve never used this site as a platform to promote any alarming ideas after downing a pot of coffee in the morning. I’m just saying you might want to give the concept some consideration if you’re feeling overly optimistic.

7 comments

  1. I wish these news Popes had balls. Maybe the Sedevacantists are right and these new popes just aren’t popes. A real Pope would have had a homily excommunicating the sodomite Priest, declaring his soul damned and declaring anyone who would associate with him damned likewise.

    Extra exclessiam nulla sullus. Everyone outside of the Holy Church is damned. This Priest by his actions is damned. Pope Francis, step up or retire like Pope Benedict did when he realised he was inept as a leader.

    1. I’m a SV. I don’t necessarily reject francis and JPII and Paul VI because of nutty “dancing girl masses” or scandalous things they say. I base the fact that we have had no pope in 60 years on what the documents of Vatican II say. First, Religious Liberty in “dignitatus Humanae”> That document elevates what Pius IX’s “Quanta Cura” solemnly condemns: that “religious freedom and liberty of conscience is the right of every man,” and that “this freedom should be enshrined in every nations constituions” and is a “civil right”.

      Also, the new understanding of what the Church is. In VII, over and over it says that the Church of Christ “subsists “ in the Catholic Church. Meaning that the church of christ is separate from the Catholic Church. While the ecclesiology prior to that was that the Church of christ “is” the Catholic Church.

      There are many more problems, dozens of problems, like a personal one for me: annulments. Between 1900 and the 1950s there was a total of a dozen annullments world wide. In 1973, after Paul VI changed the approach to annullments, there were 23K in one year in the US alone. There have been hundreds of thousands of annulments. So, either the Church is incapable of marrying people, or all those annullments are phony. Can’t be both. Much much more.

      If we had a real pope, the world would be in a better place. We have voice of God now.

  2. This is why we don’t like Catholics in the South and America in general. You cannot have that monstrous sized institution, polishing gold and burning incense or any of the other thousand things that John the Baptist would not have done and expect it to be anything other than a cesspool that will be coruppted and now you have this giant leviathan that cannot possibly be controlled used to subvert and control Christians. Look at how commies and homosexuals completely infiltrated and control them now, we call the new pope the commie pope, because he is. You cannot have a system that big in place without that system being corrupted, few are the number able to lead a flock for God and wide is the path to hell. Mega Churches get the same treatment. The answer in a free South for both of them is to have the free men show them all the door and burn their monstroites down behind them.

    1. The South has a Catholic Heritage, especially in the State of Florida. If you hate me and all the other Catholics, you must not like half of the Southern States which were settled by the Spanish. I am a convert to the Roman faith because it is in my Irish blood, in my mind and in my soul. Blazing Incense is scriptural, I have no idea why you Prods refute it, it’s the most unimportant part of the Mass.

      Hearing a Protestant Valentinian led by any old Pastor Jimmy who either spent 4 months at a special sunday school or paid 200$ to a shady website for his ordination criticize a church he has done no research on is strange.

      As for the Pope, he is a communist. Yea. We’ve had shitty Popes. We had a Pope that put a dead man on trial and excommunicated him out of hatred. This is nothing new. If your Pastor Jimmy diddles kids, you would never leave the Baptist or Presbyterian faith. Read the Book of Sussana. All we can do in regards to the Pope is Hold fast that which is good.

      1. Nah, the South ain’t for Catholics. According to you, John the Baptist was a fraud and Jesus must have been wrong. I don’t need you or anyone else to have a relationship with God, you can keep all of that Yankee nonsense in New England where it belongs. I mean hour entire attitude about not doing anything about the monsters leading “your” Church just exemplifies what we mean. You don’t just stand there and watch, you take action. Letting them clown you into believing that they are in any way nessacary for you to have a relationship with God is on you and I can’t believe you even brought up touching h
        Kids, half your priests are gay and that is not unrelated to you having a commie pope. These fake preachers in the South only exist because we are in chains, don’t worry they won’t last long and neither will forgein influence, which is what the Catholic Church is.

        1. The South was made by Catholics. It’s in the blood of all the Spanish and all of the Irish that settled here. Denying that the South has any Catholic heritage is denying that water is wet. I never said John the Baptist was a fraud and neither did I say Jesus was a liar. These are baseless accusations. As for your hatred of the Priesthood, it comes from lack of understanding of the Old Testament. I would recommend reading St Augustines Confessions or from the Catechism of the Council of Trent. Vade retro satana.

  3. Christian infighting is counterproductive. That’s not an indictment on the article, but rather commenters that like to battle each other.

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