I was sittin on an old toilet in front of my dilapidated trailer this mornin, perusin myself the news. Our
Tag: Satire
When the World Needs a Hero, Some Men Don’t Wait
A human asteroid belt devoid of agency drifts aimlessly around America. Just as gravity places no burden on floating rocks,
Building Safe Homes
In America, one of our foremost safety problems is building materials. I’m not referring to the fact that plywood is
Loyalty will be Tested at the Back Door
Evil often invades from behind. Last June 21st, I was in a part of the world where one could experience
Ballad of the Midwit
Midwits are the manlets of IQ. They’re not quite dwarves, and they’re not quite normal, but with enough scheming and shrieking, they can pretend to be.
Look to the Skies in Fear
Our era finds personification in the ungodliest of creatures, the tranny. Any time they pop up on a historical timeline,
A Little Humor
Those who say the South is devoid of high culture are gravely mistaken. Cotillions, debutantes’ balls, galas, and even the
Planet (Thought) Terror
When I doze off at night, I wish I had flashbacks like Connor MacLeod in Highlander instead of premonitions of
The Magnolia Rises
Evidently, God Emperor Trump has been defeated by the forces of evil. Although, the man has been down many times,
How to Do It: Identity Dixie’s Alternative Advice Column
I was incredibly fortunate for most of my life to be ignorant of the leftist website Slate. That innocence was