Times are tough indeed, but the national security of our shithole remains one of my deepest concerns. The of gravest
Tag: Satire
The NDAA is anti-Semitic!
Originally published Nov. 28, 2022, at Dissident Mama. The rabid anti-Semitism spewing forth from the 2020 National Defense Appropriations Act (NDAA)
Just Walk Away
Long before my days as a writer for Identity Dixie, I roamed a far desert. My companions referred to me
The Right to Exist
Recognizing the right of another country to exist is acknowledged as a cornerstone of our rules-based international order. However, no
Arkansas Under Siege
As our publication’s newly-promoted war correspondent, I regret to inform you that information confirmed by multiple intelligence experts has emerged
Scientific Salvation
40 year olds can keel over and die, but this generally doesn’t happen. When I found out this was the
The Boat Shoe Beat: Shopping Cart Subjugation
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping
It Takes A Village
They finally did. 13 long years after Barack Obama aka Barry Soreto aka B-Swizzle was elected president, they finally managed
100 Days After: A Dispatch
BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT FROM MOUNT MITCHELL, NC [Loc. no. 88- 4625 kHz] Item 1: An estimated 300 Federal troops from the
Fighting Fascism with Dumbledore’s Army
It is a normal, very human urge to want to stand your ground against an antagonist. It is a very