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Madness is like Gravity

There are many things I wouldn’t purport to know. In particular, the biological intricacies of the current pandemic. Doctors make

This past month has been one of the most surreal times of my life. What would have been considered Alex

Support local businesses during this crisis.

Friday, March 13th: It Begins My pregnant wife and I drove to Kroger but we couldn’t find a place to

Stop the panic and hysteria.

Greetings fellow anthropoids! Having received the day’s talking points from CNN, I will dutifully refrain from calling the viral scourge

What’s love but a second hand emotion

It’s my money. I want it Now.

All jokes aside, now is not the time to blackpill or engage in typical Irony Bro bullshit (which is systemic

Andrew Gillum, the former mayor of Tallahassee, was busted last week incoherent in a Miami hotel room with a gay