I’ve never used my company’s funds to pay for hookers. But, lemme tell ya, this a common practice although the expense isn’t usually listed as “hooker.” How does someone imagine that a businessman is paying for hookers? With a check? Do you think he signs an invoice with “blowjob” written on it? That money is being withdrawn at 2:00AM via an ATM transaction that his wife will see on her phone?
The level of naïveté professed from conservative outlets in America is so tiresome. In most other countries, everyone just knows this is what’s going on and doesn’t try to put on some act about how they’re shocked and outraged to the extent these matters even get brought up at all. Just because everybody knows about something doesn’t make it a matter of public discourse.
Also, I wouldn’t go on a crack binge while recording my manic escapades with these hookers. However, I get that if this is one’s preoccupation, why not go for broke and record everything? Moreover, we’ve all been to junior high school. If a girl is putting on some act about how irritated or outraged she is about a guy, this fixation clearly indicates she’s into him.
The fact that Hunter Biden kept getting away with everything simply turned Marjorie Taylor Greene on even more. The fact that he wouldn’t even give her the time of day and clearly wasn’t into her at all drove this woman wild. It’s pretty funny, and we’ve got to find our laughs where we can.
I’d also like to point out that in more sane eras basically everywhere on the planet, it wasn’t considered appropriate for women to participate in public life. So, nobody had to be harangued by female legislators about a businessman’s prostitute consumption.
Hunter Biden was recently convicted for writing on a federal form that he didn’t have a drug problem when he purchased a gun. I’m not sure if I just summed the case up correctly, but this is what I can surmise from the coverage. Fine, whatever, he got convicted of whatever. It might not even be serious enough for any prison time.
What’s irritating is how badly everything is going wrong while conservatives try to market this as some sort of victory, or worse yet, evidence that a grand conspiracy will soon be exposed. We had to go through that during the Trump years.
At least with Hunter Biden, it’s all easy to grasp. He likes to party and live dangerously. Hookers, crack, banging his deceased brother’s wife and getting her addicted to crack, playing with pistols, impregnating strippers, driving to Vegas at over 100 MPH. That sort of thing.
His father is important, and he had lots of corrupt money to burn, so he was able to take things much further than most. It’s incredible that he’s survived into his fifties, most men on this course end up dead or in jail long before his age.
This crackhead is supposed to be a CIA asset in some sort of diabolical scheme? He was too strung out to remember to even pick up his own computer from a repair shop. Please.
To be honest, I prefer criminals like Hunter Biden whose motives are essentially stereotypical. This I can understand and it in no way disturbs my understanding of the world like forced genetic injections and kids delivered in cabinets. Take this proud black woman, for example:
Currently, I serve as my county’s (deputy) dog catcher. Although I’m one election cycle away from the big seat, I don’t have access to much of anything worth stealing and I doubt the sumbitch standing between me and high office does, either. Moreover, theft is against my code of professional ethics and beneath my level of genteel refinement. I’ve never even once used the n-word, let alone pilfered a cent from the government.
If I was using my public service to enrich myself however, I’d be exercising more discretion than a pimp from the colored community, particularly if I was from the colored community.
How long can a public servant drive around wearing diamond rings in a Rolls Royce before suspicions start to arise? It’s one thing to buy a condo down in Boca under your cousin’s name or something like that, but the stereotypes have to play themselves out. Like I said, I take comfort in these stereotypes.
If the government is offering free money in a place like America, obviously this is going to result in massive amounts of fraud. It was already hemorrhaging billions in various facile schemes long before COVID. The thing about achieving success in fraud is that the paper trail shouldn’t lead directly back to yourself, which is why black people are encountering big trouble now that there’s time to review all the paperwork that was rubber stamped during the fake pandemic.
This is an element of orientating oneself towards future consequences that black people just can’t master and that’s why the free COVID money has hit them so hard. If you can’t even show up to the polls with a photo ID to vote, it logically follows that you also lack the wherewithal to utilize a suitable fake identity when defrauding the government. Bias confirmed. In this regard, COVID must be considered a resounding success.
For example, during COIVD, a pair of rappers not only defrauded the government, they also produced a rap video about their specific criminal endeavors which they uploaded to YouTube, leading to their apprehension by the authorities at the mansion used in the video, which had been rented with their ill-gotten gains.
I wrote about it at the time because I found the boastful lyric ““you gotta sell cocaine, I just file a claim” to be rather amusing and sound from a criminal standpoint. Most rap I hear while waiting for the light to change at intersections doesn’t seem to make any sense whatsoever, so I’ll confess to enjoying this particular tune.
Anyways, let’s read a bit more about the “glamorous prosecutor“:
What she said in the loan documents was extraordinary, claiming she had a workforce of more than 400, meaning she was entitled to millions of dollars in handouts for each of the companies she claimed to run.
Alright, so if anyone spent 5 minutes looking through the documents filed in your own name, then you’re busted for millions of dollars in fraud. By contrast, hooker payments can be buried anywhere under an infinite number of plausible legitimate expenses. Remember, this woman was a glamorous prosecutor:
U.S. District Judge Steven D. Grimberg said the loss of the $14 million in funds was staggering.
‘It was her level of direction and confidence in being able to commit this level of fraud without being detected that instigated it in the first place,’ Grimberg said in court.
‘Motivated by greed, Robertson deceptively obtained funds that were designated to provide emergency financial relief to struggling small businesses during the COVID-19 pandemic,’ said U.S. Attorney Ryan K. Buchanan. ‘
‘It was her level of direction and confidence in being able to commit this level of fraud without being detected that instigated it in the first place,’ Grimberg said in court.
Um, she’s black. When a black guy robs a gas station on camera does the judge condemn his “level of direction and confidence in pointing the pistol at the clerk’s face” as the reason he did it? The motive is as simple as a hunter-gatherer plucking fruit from a tree without any thought as to why the tree exists.
She wasn’t pondering possible outcomes, duh. It’s like trying to discern some scheme behind the motivations of somebody who killed 1 person and wounded 14 by shooting into the crowd at a rap concert. So, this happened and it will continue to happen.
Time is a flat circle, the stereotypes chart its course.
I’m proud to officially announce my candidacy for the office of Dogcatcher.
