Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 17 of 22

Like Taking Candy from a Baby

I’m a man who notices things, but I wouldn’t describe myself as a hero. In Weimerica, expediency is the best

American politics are a theater put on to provide the illusion of choice for a system directed by a transnational

A human asteroid belt devoid of agency drifts aimlessly around America. Just as gravity places no burden on floating rocks,

Scrupulous journalism is also simple. For example, here’s how I’d summarize the relevant facts of an incident that transpired in

This past weekend, I participated in a SWPL fitness event that involved running off-road in mildly hot weather. I passed

In America, one of our foremost safety problems is building materials. I’m not referring to the fact that plywood is

I’m not a paranoid man and I’ve never written anything for this publication to suggest that anybody else should harbor

I’m a fan of authentic black politicians because they conduct themselves with more self-esteem than their white colleagues. The spectacle

In my experience, foreigners are consistently baffled when they find out what “voter suppression” in the US actually entails because

From a mechanical perspective, my mind most frequently conceptualizes America as a toilet. However, watching the drama unfold in the