Loyalty will be Tested at the Back Door

Evil often invades from behind. Last June 21st, I was in a part of the world where one could experience an eclipse. COVID had made life rather difficult for me, which imparted this eerie sense of foreboding on the day of the event.

Five years ago, I would’ve unfolded a lawn chair and cracked open a cold one. It’s an eclipse, why not enjoy it? In 2020, I spent the morning thinking about stuff, none of it good. You might deem me paranoid, but I’d contend that I’m a man possessed of justifiable suspicions.

As the eclipse neared, a strange darkness began to shroud the city that was unlike a sunset or a cloudy day. It’s easy to understand how our ancestors would experience something like this and cry out in fear “We hath displeased the Lord!” When the moment came, I beheld a ring of fire in the pitch black. It gave me this tingly sensation that something awful was going to happen.

What, and when, eluded me. Now, I suppose my terrible question has been answered. Face masks were just to get you used to doing what they tell you even if it’s uncomfortable and doesn’t make any sense. It was about conducting anal intrusions all along.

Aside from those afflicted with a paraphilic mental disorder, the back door is the last place anyone wants anything making entry. It’s true that the average American suffers from sickening cowardice and delusion, and it’s also inevitable that they’re going to have things stuck up their asses. Still, the ultimate loyalty test to the overlords was going to require some steps to introduce.

It’s following the same trajectory as the underlying COVID scam. It begins in China, everyone watches and assumes it won’t happen here. Then, it’s done here even worse. Anal tests have already been introduced in Spain. I follow the Chinese language media, and it’s looking downright traumatic. Here’s footage of some poor children who’ve been “tested.”

Anal analysis will become a regular feature of life. Those who refuse will be put into camps, where unspeakable things will be done to them. When they demand you bend over and comply, you’ll need stealthily escape to an underground bunker complex or secluded compound to hide from the authorities.

Don’t declare your opposition to having things jammed up your ass, or your intentions to escape. Just be quiet and be ready. Don’t trust anyone who allowed things to be jammed up his ass. Don’t bring any device like a phone that they could use to track you.

It’ll be vital to form a group of bandits to conduct supply/slave raids on suburban populations. That won’t be difficult because they will constantly have trouble walking from all the anal analysis. Be sure to use different infiltration/exfiltration routes each time so they won’t be able to set up an ambush.

Local collaborators will offer tepid resistance, but eventually elite forces will be dispatched to hunt you down and attempt to anal probe you for COVID. That’s when you’ll depend upon your faith in God and the courage of your fellow bandits. Choose them wisely because somebody who’s fun to have a beer with might not offer much utility when you’re being pursued by attack helicopters.

When the time comes and the enemy is in disarray, honor will demand that you avenge your loved ones who perished in these camps. You won’t be able do that if you get yourself captured. Be smart about your tactical situation.