Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 5 of 22

Final Solutions?

A while ago, I came across a photo of a drug addict sitting in a hospital having his arm worked

Aim for the bushes

Times are tough indeed, but the national security of our shithole remains one of my deepest concerns. The of gravest

If you’ve ever read anything else I’ve written, you might’ve developed the impression that I’m really optimistic about America. I

Most White people have a tough time putting themselves into the headspace of another racial group. To be fair, it’s

America is in this sweet spot where we’ve become a 3rd World/1st World hybrid, an achievement unparalleled in human history.

Intergenerational squabbling is highly counterproductive, so I’d like to begin with the disclaimer that this isn’t the point of my

This country has been demographically and culturally dumbed down past the point of no return. For example, when I was

Decades ago, I attended a youth event for my local stuffed suit Republican congressman. I asked him why we gave

First of all, drugs aren’t a new thing at the White House. Willie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son