Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 5 of 22

Thanksgiving, Post-Mortem

I’ve always wanted to spend a Thanksgiving like one of my childhood heroes, the Million Dollar Man. The life of

Everything today is mildly to completely insane, but the fake tough guy thing still at least feels normal or perhaps

America, obviously, is a place fraught with serious problems. An ancillary issue is that Americans often lack a systemic intellectual

I don’t exactly produce content for squeamish readers. You might come across anything if you click on one of my

One of the things maturity will impart in a man is that when you fuck around, finding out is a

This country is hard on people, and you can’t stop what’s coming. We all need to relieve stress. If you

As a Southern gentleman engaged in the esteemed profession of dog catching, I’d never use a notorious epithet that begins

A while ago, I came across a photo of a drug addict sitting in a hospital having his arm worked

Aim for the bushes

Times are tough indeed, but the national security of our shithole remains one of my deepest concerns. The of gravest