Back in the 1990s, Al Gore was this dull, generic sort of man. He was like a democrat version of
Tag: Shackleford Humor
Proper Deportment
Many things aren’t being maintained around this shithole, but there’s something important for all of us to keep intact: dignity.
Flying with Dignity
I recently came across an article in the Daily Mail about how refined and glamorous air travel used to be,
Thanksgiving, Post-Mortem
I’ve always wanted to spend a Thanksgiving like one of my childhood heroes, the Million Dollar Man. The life of
We Deserve Entertainment
Everything today is mildly to completely insane, but the fake tough guy thing still at least feels normal or perhaps
Death at the Drive-Through
America, obviously, is a place fraught with serious problems. An ancillary issue is that Americans often lack a systemic intellectual
Good News
I don’t exactly produce content for squeamish readers. You might come across anything if you click on one of my
The Day That Could Be Your Day
One of the things maturity will impart in a man is that when you fuck around, finding out is a
No Country for Old Men
This country is hard on people, and you can’t stop what’s coming. We all need to relieve stress. If you
Peculiar Conduct
As a Southern gentleman engaged in the esteemed profession of dog catching, I’d never use a notorious epithet that begins