Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 21 of 21

The Value of a Dollar

Me: Why buy this thing?Her: He’d look really cute with a tie.Me: He’s a Border Collie, a tie is utterly

Before our great deplatforming last summer, I penned a piece outlining my desire to earn a living by dispensing lifesaving

Terminator (1984) has always been one of my beloved flicks. The best piece of dialogue from it is the speech

There are many things I wouldn’t purport to know. In particular, the biological intricacies of the current pandemic. Doctors make

We sure are living in an exciting time as our national toilet bowl begins to swirl. Many questions will soon

It’s my money. I want it Now.

Andrew Gillum, the former mayor of Tallahassee, was busted last week incoherent in a Miami hotel room with a gay

As we contemplate the horrors that lie below the precipice, we ought to fortify ourselves with the timeless wisdom of

Just how screwed up might you be if you were a kid growing up right now? We’re all products of