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Tag: Shackleford Humor
Da 757, Part 1: Poppin’ Dat Booty in P-Town
What a fabulous city!
Tom’s Male Classification System
Are you familiar with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator? It’s a pseudoscience personality test that will give you a 4 letter
Progesterone or Perish
The Magnus Hirschfeld treatment for COVID-19 or else.
“Hell is Only a Word”
Last night, Event Horizon (1997) popped up on my Netflix queue. Quick summary: A space ship with experimental engines accidentally
“F*** Biggie, F*** Bad Boy”
As the central banks digitally conjure money at a feverish rate in a vain attempt to avert the imminent total
The Value of a Dollar
Me: Why buy this thing?Her: He’d look really cute with a tie.Me: He’s a Border Collie, a tie is utterly
Thomas Shackleford Consequences Consulting
Before our great deplatforming last summer, I penned a piece outlining my desire to earn a living by dispensing lifesaving
Genetically Tailored Deterrence
Terminator (1984) has always been one of my beloved flicks. The best piece of dialogue from it is the speech
Madness is like Gravity
There are many things I wouldn’t purport to know. In particular, the biological intricacies of the current pandemic. Doctors make