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This Wasn’t The Plan

From the Minneapolis StarTribune: A housekeeper arriving early to her shift in south Minneapolis was confronted by two hooded teenagers

The hills have eyes, but so does the abyss. Many of these eyes reside behind black horned rimmed glasses. If

When I doze off at night, I wish I had flashbacks like Connor MacLeod in Highlander instead of premonitions of

My philosophy on America is that only the Lord knows what’ll happen when the night comes. So, I don’t fault

Saddam Hussein’s philosophy on problems was that wherever one could be found, there was a person. Indeed, life as a

A gentleman must follow the dictates of discretion. Regarding rendezvous with male prostitutes, he must exercise caution that they not

One of the things I admire about African Americans is the quiet dignity in which they conduct their affairs. Nowhere

I’ve never really viewed “Satanists” as serious people because I know of only two archetypes. The first would be the

Halloween 2020 falls on a Saturday. For the denizens of Chicago, this also happens to be the evening they’re most

Here’s a conjectural scenario: A white man named Larry is in his Tesla. The vehicle is traveling down the interstate