Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 2 of 22

From Fiction to Fact

A significant percentage of the men born the same year as Joe Biden are already dead. Unfortunately, going senile is

I don’t know much about spaceships. What I’ve observed over the years however, is that when something goes wrong they

There are ways to solve a nation’s problem with drugs. As Saddam Hussein once remarked, wherever there’s a problem, there’s

I’ve never used my company’s funds to pay for hookers. But, lemme tell ya, this a common practice although the

In terms of salable rationales for bombing non-compliant nations across the planet into submission, sodomy would have to be our

I didn’t expect Civil War to be a good movie. I watched it because I wanted to see the full

Personally, I understand a lot of things that happen in other people’s personal lives. What’s going on in their life

As America circles the drain, I wish to be entertained. Honestly, I’d settle for something which injects enough fear, distaste,

I’ve never been one to require much convincing on the subject of things going wrong around America. Sometimes, however, in

We’re faced with a lot going on in our lives. Many of these things will transpire later and are potentially