Shackleford Humor Archives - Page 10 of 22

No Safety in the Sky

Work takes me outside of the United States and the Western world quite a bit. That really attenuates me to

A recent afternoon found me perusing The Rural Negro on my deck. It was written in 1930 by Carter Goodwin

If you don’t want to contract a horrific disease, you ought to prioritize your personal hygiene. The trouble is that

A modern western democracy features comical actors who can elicit a chuckle much in the same way there are moments

Since it’s full steam ahead on everything bad, and those things are really bad, you’d think they could at least

It’s a real testament to the progress made by our society that a tranny can ascend to any height available

There’s a lot of stuff I haven’t figured out. For example, it’s obvious we’re being subjected to a full-throttle tranny

I remember watching Clear and Present Danger as a kid and wondering to myself why they couldn’t just blow up

Dates scheduled for 3:00AM don’t entail dinner and a movie, but instead a rather specific activity in which a participant

When the first President Bush told us he was going to defeat the Iraqi army and that’s what ensued. That’s