Shackleford Humor Archives

Discourse from a Civilized Age

Everybody knows that I’m not a racist. I wouldn’t say the N-word, and my record will attest that I’ve never

People are to blame for lots of things, and as people, we seek to blame people for things. We’re better

To be an American is to bear witness to the great feats of valor in this last of ages. Although,

Imagine you were living in ancient Rome as a regular prole who got to experience an afternoon at the Colosseum.

I’m not racist, but I must admit I’ve had trouble fathoming the positive utility of African Americans since the introduction

There’s a rural road that I drive on, which after smartphones and navigation apps became ubiquitous, a lot of people

I needed some white undershirts along with groceries, so I found myself at Walmart this morning. I discovered that a

Video games can be fun. At various times in my life, I’ve had enough time to play them. Not right

I noticed a steak and burger seasoning on sale, so I tossed it into my grocery cart as I was

There’s a colored gentleman I keep seeing at an intersection who purports to have discovered what white people would call