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We Could Get A Lot For A Little

Times are tough indeed, but the national security of our shithole remains one of my deepest concerns. The of gravest

Originally published Nov. 28, 2022, at Dissident Mama. The rabid anti-Semitism spewing forth from the 2020 National Defense Appropriations Act (NDAA)

Long before my days as a writer for Identity Dixie, I roamed a far desert. My companions referred to me

Recognizing the right of another country to exist is acknowledged as a cornerstone of our rules-based international order. However, no

As our publication’s newly-promoted war correspondent, I regret to inform you that information confirmed by multiple intelligence experts has emerged

40 year olds can keel over and die, but this generally doesn’t happen. When I found out this was the

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping

They finally did. 13 long years after Barack Obama aka Barry Soreto aka B-Swizzle was elected president, they finally managed

BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT FROM MOUNT MITCHELL, NC [Loc. no. 88- 4625 kHz] Item 1: An estimated 300 Federal troops from the

It is a normal, very human urge to want to stand your ground against an antagonist. It is a very