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The Color of Safety

A dryer has a certain number of likely failure points. Some could be as cheap as a six-dollar fuse from

Today, I’d like to discuss the concept of self-restraint. We’re told by the media that our ostensible enemies, Russia and

“You’re gonna get your mind right–and I mean right”

BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT FROM MOUNT MITCHELL, NC [Loc. no. 88- 4625 kHz] Item 1: An estimated 300 Federal troops from the

I’m a man who notices things, but I wouldn’t describe myself as a hero. In Weimerica, expediency is the best

Supping from your soylent sippy cup, you glance upon your overweight feminist girlfriend. You catch a glimpse of your own

Last night, I had the strangest dream. An old black lady was calling me to gather at her farm in

Our era finds personification in the ungodliest of creatures, the tranny. Any time they pop up on a historical timeline,

One notable thing about the bizarro Clown World we all live in is that it never ceases to amaze even

A gentleman must follow the dictates of discretion. Regarding rendezvous with male prostitutes, he must exercise caution that they not