Does your life feel devoid of fulfilling excitement? Do you yearn for random, senseless danger? Perhaps you should consider relocating
Author: Tom Shackleford
I'm proud to officially announce my candidacy for the office of Dogcatcher.
Da 757, Part 1: Poppin’ Dat Booty in P-Town
What a fabulous city!
Tom’s Male Classification System
Are you familiar with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator? It’s a pseudoscience personality test that will give you a 4 letter
Progesterone or Perish
The Magnus Hirschfeld treatment for COVID-19 or else.
“Hell is Only a Word”
Last night, Event Horizon (1997) popped up on my Netflix queue. Quick summary: A space ship with experimental engines accidentally
“F*** Biggie, F*** Bad Boy”
As the central banks digitally conjure money at a feverish rate in a vain attempt to avert the imminent total
The Value of a Dollar
Me: Why buy this thing?Her: He’d look really cute with a tie.Me: He’s a Border Collie, a tie is utterly
Perhaps These Things Are Related?
A smoldering pile of ash contains few mysteries, while a somewhat functional country harbors the unfathomable. As the USA clings
Thomas Shackleford Consequences Consulting
Before our great deplatforming last summer, I penned a piece outlining my desire to earn a living by dispensing lifesaving
Genetically Tailored Deterrence
Terminator (1984) has always been one of my beloved flicks. The best piece of dialogue from it is the speech