A More Gentle Solution

Here’s some advice for conservatives the next time they’ve caught on to the following instances that a Democrat/libtard/whomever:

1. Lies;
2. Wails about Republicans doing the same thing they did;
3. Are now doing the same thing they wailed about Republicans doing, but even worse; and
4. Engages in any other “double standard”/”what if the roles were reversed?” hypocrisy.

First, purchase a plot at a cemetery where you’d feel comfortable spending an extended stay. To make a guesstimate, I’d go with now until the Final Judgement. Next, have a tombstone engraved with the gotcha! you’ve identified along with your full name and whenever you were born. Put a little dash at the end (relax, somebody else will fill in the rest later). I recommend granite as this holds up much better than marble. To make sure a job is done right, do it yourself. Don’t leave these details to chance.

The next part is even more personal, but there are a great many courses of action. You’re really only limited by your imagination: how would you like to dispatch yourself? Bear in mind that this will be an exclusively-DIY project. It won’t be like moving on the cheap, so don’t plan on enlisting any friends or family members with a pickup truck. In fact, don’t tell them anything because they’ll try to get you tossed in the loony bin. If you’ve got anything you’d like to leave them after covering the expenses entailed in the second paragraph, be sure to have a lawyer make the proper arrangements. Great, now you’re ready to get to started!

NEW: Biden says he had an “epiphany” in high school where he began supporting gay marriage.

For most of his political career, Biden aggressively *opposed* gay marriage.

This man literally lies about everything. pic.twitter.com/THaeFcY2rd

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 14, 2023

What I’ve outlined is a tirade that I launched into while another ID writer was driving after being triggered by something I noticed along the road. As a disclaimer, this isn’t something I’m actually suggesting anyone should attempt. It’s just some black humor.

It may sound a bit cruel, but I guarantee my grim joke would net more tangible results than springing a gotcha! on the Left. They don’t reach their conclusions through rationally or morally sound processes. This means you can’t jar them or score some kind of points by highlighting obvious contradictions between one stance and another or what they’re saying today versus what they said yesterday. It doesn’t matter. It never has, and it never will.

I feel a vague twinge of empathy for conservatives because they haven’t been able to get past this aspect of political discourse. That keeps them perpetually perturbed and seeking a form of satisfaction which will never, ever materialize. This must be very draining emotionally. It doesn’t help that this is a cynical mainstay of Fox News and all that other crap. Type in “democrat” and “hypocrisy” and you’d never live long enough to parse through everything.

They’re either going to move past this and start getting pissed off at something else or remain stuck in the loop waiting for the zinger that finally hits home. All the while, they’ll congratulate each for “owning the libs” as the country slides down the toilet pipe to perdition. It’s one of many hopes I refuse to entertain as I suspect this condition is terminal.

To use another analogy, assuming you can confront leftists and their string-pullers with contradictions is about as realistic as thinking you can stand outside one of these foam parties in Miami that Senator Marco Rubio used to attend with a placard listing quick facts about how unhealthy it is to stick things up the anus. Do you think any of the party goers will thank you for your candor, turn around, and return home for an evening of scrabble?