The Boat Shoe Beat: Drone Striking Mayberry

Ever since the “Capitol Insurrection” last month, the approved talking heads, along with every single media outlet within the Empire, has been nauseously repeating that January’s MAGA tussle at the Capitol Building was an egregious assault on our most precious temple of democracy. Was witnessing the MAGA hordes breaching the Capitol Building somewhat enjoyable to watch, especially while comfortably at home? Yeah, I enjoyed watching charlatans that fleece the U.S. taxpayer cower in fear and consider that pretty funny (it is, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not). That being said, the response by Uncle Sam, AOC, the G-men, the GOP, and every other mouth-breather that views the January 6th event as an actual, genuine “coup,” know that they’re being disingenuous. Their response – from scooping up the MAGA protesters quicker than actual terrorists, to treating Capitol Police like they’re deceased national statesmen, and crying crocodile tears in Congress, while virtually ignoring the widespread carnage inflicted by BLM and antifa for months across the country, show their true colors. Ultimately, it’s about the democracy/victim narrative and, more importantly, control.

I figured the Establishment would use the Capitol Riot to mostly culturally shame MAGA supporters a bit more, and maybe even finalize Trump’s post-presidency impeachment. Essentially, make some serious political hay but leave it at that, more or less. What I didn’t expect, considering the plain as day hypocrisy by ignoring the 2020 Riots, was that the Establishment would very clearly suggest making war on half the country. Make no mistake, the orcs dwelling in Mordor on the Potomac, along with their faggoty media, truly despise Heritage America, but I didn’t think they were careless (or perhaps cocky) enough to openly propose killing their own people. I mean, it makes sense; I just didn’t expect it to happen within my lifetime.

Don’t take my word for it, here are the ugly apparatchiks insinuating that Trump supporters should be killed via drone strikes like Islamic terrorists.

It doesn’t end there, some former spook named Kevin Carroll and writing for the Washington Examiner (supposedly a “conservative” rag) proposed that the American Empire set its sights on rightwing “putschists” at home. In his short piece, he suggests five major goals to essentially ensure the U.S. resembles a gayer version of the Soviet Union. This guy doesn’t look like he can run a quarter mile without keeling over, which makes sense for the usually physically weak and pudgy war hawks – especially, when it means drone striking an all-volunteer fire department in Flyover America.

Here are Kev’s suggestions:

First, bring the heaviest felony charges possible on as many participants in the insurrection as the Justice Department can identify and believes it can confidently convict. We ruthlessly hunted down foreign terrorists after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks and must do the same to their domestic equivalents. Further prosecution is possible under the federal felon-in-possession-of-a-firearm statute.

On its face, I’m not entirely opposed to this sort of reaction. However, little old ladies ambling about the Capitol Building with American flags or a strange man in a Viking/bear helmet do not make an insurrection. Pinochet’s people used Chilean Army Puma helicopter gunships to bomb the hell out of the La Moneda presidential palace – now, that’s a damn coup d’état. Of course, my other concern is, like everything Uncle Sam gets permission to do, equating the 9/11 hijackers to your nationalist political opponents will be totally misused for even greater unconstitutional infringements by the U.S. government. Also, suggesting we “hunt down” MAGA supporters doesn’t sit well with me. One could argue that Kev isn’t considering typical MAGA fans with folks that took selfies in the Capitol, but we all know that the G-men would like nothing better than have a license to kill your local Trumpanistas.

Second, make fire and police departments that receive federal grants have their members sign commitments not to engage in acts to overthrow the government. Prosecute any who subsequently violate their oaths. We could also cut or suspend federal funding to departments that fail to introduce these measures. It’s what we’re doing to universities that receive federal grant money and then, promises to the contrary, allow communist Chinese to walk off with export-controlled intellectual property paid for by American taxpayers.

Signing “commitment” oaths? You call us fascists, but doesn’t that sound a little Orwellian? If democracy is the greatest, end all-be all form of government, why does it need to be enforced through an American Stasi and guns? Additionally, we all know that “acts to overthrow the government” will not be limited to actual violence or legitimate plans of violence. Instead, it’ll be your local sheriff’s office being investigated by the Feds because a deputy called Chuck Schumer a dickhead in a group text chat. Finally, we’re doing next to nothing to stop the Chicoms from exploiting the U.S. – in literally any capacity. They really do “eat our lunch.”

Third, do not worry about Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. Rather than ban extremist chatter through government censorship or private de-platforming, use radical chat rooms as honeypots, as FBI-led Joint Terrorism Task Forces have done with violent, radicalized Islamists since 2001. We need to draw out those of our fellow citizens who are willing to attack our nation.

Anytime a former CIA spook tells you “do not worry,” it’s high time to start worrying. The plan here is to do what the Joint Terrorism Task Forces have already been doing to weirdo, fanatical White Nationalists, only this time, do it to MAGA people – they were supposed to do this to antifa, but we know how all that worked out. Kev even mentions “honeypots” – who in good faith would argue for creating honeypots to entrap Trump supporters? The FBI already does this with mentally ill people all the time. They can’t solve the Las Vegas shooting (the worst in the country’s history), but they sure can convince a bunch of Wisconsin retards to kidnap their bitch of a governor and then give themselves a big pat on the back (right in the midst of election season, weird timing). C’mon, man.

Fourth, use the supremacy of federal law to ban “militias” beyond the National Guard. There is simply no longer any room for armed forces not answerable to the law.

They are answerable to the law. A local militia can’t sack Arlington, Virginia (I wish) and then grab a few beers afterwards, and to the chagrin of the Washington Post. A militia can’t capture Yankee warbrides, either. The real beef folks like Kevin have with militias is that they, generally speaking, are a group of country, white men with guns, and usually with more than a cursory training in how to use them. If Kevin really cared about militias, he’d have said something during the summer when black idiots in LARP gear kept shooting themselves during public demonstrations about white supremacy or something. The end game here is to prohibit multiple white guys with guns from sitting around in the woods and thinking about how bad America is right now. That’s dangerous to the Establishment (hint: for good reason).

Fifth, add domestic terrorism as a predicate to the material support for terrorism statute, including its civil liability provisions. This will provide new means of successful prosecutions and gradually increased deterrence against domestic terrorists.

His last point is to encourage the attorney-class, the DOJ, the FBI, state AG offices, etc. to go full-bore on anyone even remotely related to the Capitol protesters (they’re first). Eventually, as the social fabric of the country becomes more shredded and the State declares war on Middle America, this would give the Establishment (and their proxies) carte blanche to prosecute anyone associated with an “enemy of the state.” If that enemy of the state happens to be the chairman of your local Rotary Club, due to his social media criticisms of the Biden Administration and support of the MAGA January 6th protesters, it could mean various alphabet soup organizations thoroughly investigating and likely charging him and his family for supporting “terrorism.”

It sounds like complete hyperbole, but all this seems plausible when people on television start advocating for the U.S. government to conduct drone strikes on Mayberry, USA.