We’ve had enough previews to surmise that the final implosion of America is going to be a harrowing experience that will forever scar the psyches of those who manage to survive. However, while we’re still muddling through the “soft” transition phase to a desperate cannibal frenzy, there are moments to remind us that not all is lost.
Well, actually all will be lost. What I’m really trying to say is that this process is providing us with ample hilarity, so cheer up. I doubt the Byzantines could chuckle at real-life comedies as the Turkish horde breached the walls of Constantinople. They never ruled Seattle. From The Daily Mail:
A pimp turned activist who once vowed to ‘go to war’ with Seattle is being paid $150,000 by the city to work as a ‘street czar’ and come up with ‘alternatives to policing’ because he said he can talk to ‘gang members, pimps and prostitutes who won’t sit down with anybody else’.
Criminals used to have plenty of “talks” with judges in courts but that was pre-modern and barbaric. I’m sure he’ll convince them to stay home and play scrabble rather than strafing each other. We need to fundamentally re-think law enforcement and it starts with innovative initiatives like this one.
He publicly sided with Mayor Durkan in calls to dismantle the [CHOP] zone after two people were shot dead but was then exposed in a secret recording urging occupiers to ‘leave with something’ and offering to negotiate a million-dollar financial package with the city on their behalf.
This wheeler-dealer is qualified for far more lucrative contracts reciting boilerplate platitudes for Conservatism, Inc but instead he’s chosen public service in his hometown. Truly admirable.
Taylor’s $12,500 a month contract, which includes an office in Seattle’s Municipal Tower, and his new title as the city’s ‘street czar’ was his idea, reported Seattle Times.
Pretty reasonable. I’ve always aspired to the rank of “Field Marshal” myself. If I had my municipality prostrate at my feet, I doubt I’d be plundering it for a mere 12.5k per month. This is a man of commendable restraint.
He told the news outlet he is the man for the job because ‘not too many people can go talk to gangbangers in their territory, and then go talk to the government in their territory.’
The FARC battled the Colombian government for years before achieving the concessions that Antifa and BLM extracted from Seattle in a few months. Impressive.
The Las Vegas pimp was proven guilty of traveling across several state lines with an underage prostitute, who was 16 at the time…….his escapades as ‘Gorgeous Dre’ were featured in the documentary ‘American Pimp’
He’s not as bad as Netflix.
‘Black people as a whole have not been in a place to be compensated for their genius or their work for a very, very long time,’ he said.
No further comment.
I’m proud to officially announce my candidacy for the office of Dogcatcher.
LOL, great article!
I was in Seattle as recently as last year. Lord willing, it will be my last trip to that Marxist paradise.
As always, comedic genius.