Trump’s second term is starting to get entertaining. What made the hysteria so hilarious the first time around were the feminine meltdowns. Without them, his trolls would’ve been like bombs without payloads. For example, remember how he was getting women to proudly declare that they were nasty?
Entire rallies were held just to freak out over a quick troll. Ashley Judd read a poem about being a nasty woman at one of these events and then nearly perished deep in the jungles of the Congo. The Africans managed to carry this poor harpy out alive without resorting to cannibalism. Maybe it was because they’d heard she was nasty. I don’t really know the particulars.
I’m not making light of someone’s misfortune either, but I’m just trying to explain that you couldn’t make this stuff up and that’s what made it so engrossing. It was as if Trump was setting up these shots like he was playing a game of pool.
Sure, there’s probably nothing divine about Donald Trump but it was as if he was an instrument of wrath guided to strip these women of whatever sanity clung to their shattered psyches like languid flesh from a skeleton. Indeed, he was the personification of their torment.
Anyways, I had some foreign friends who decided to visit DC in November, right after he was elected again. They wanted to do some spectating on distraught shitlibs wearing Pussy Hats (another great Trump spectacle), so I cleared my schedule and ventured into the Heart of the Beast to meet up with them.
Never sell America short, we have lots of crazy people here and that’s a spectacle to come and enjoy. Are there any other countries where women wear “pussy hats” and drop to their knees screaming when a president is sworn in? Remember when all the deranged women were screaming into social media? This is the sort of cultural innovation which demonstrates why we’re the leaders of the Free World.
We sauntered around the city hoping to see something spicy but even the Trump Hotel had been renamed. We sipped some drinks in there and then walked over to the White House where the only highlight was a homeless colored gentleman with bags of stuff trying to move in. He wasn’t taking “no” for an answer from the armed goons in body armor and kept trying to negotiate with them.
As we were heading back to our hotel, a man took off all his clothes and began running down the National Mall in front of the red Smithsonian castle thing. By my count, he was taken down by at least 27 various federal law enforcement vehicles. An Australian decried the spectacle, lamenting “I thought this was America!” It was all rather disappointing. I’ve seen much worse in West Virginia. I wasn’t entertaining much hope for Trump’s second term.
I live in neighborhood which is peppered with affluent shitlibs. For years after the BLM rampage of 2020, they had the usual signs planted in their yards about the “the science being real,” etc. One wacky broad even had her porch decked out with three separate tranny flags because she just couldn’t show her enthusiasm effusively enough. However, this all seemed to taper off as the prospect of Trump becoming president again began to materialize.
By November 5th, 2024, there was basically just one deranged lady who stood at the entrance to the neighborhood for the entire day wearing a dog muzzle COVID mask and holding up a big sign she’d made about how “Hate has no home in America.” I felt so blasé about the whole experience.
Everyone hates these reverend church lady lesbian women, but my attitude towards them at this point could be summed up in Trump’s stare from the video above. It just doesn’t do it for me anymore. That’s just what’s going on here in America. Normality doesn’t move my emotional needle in one direction or another. Quite frankly, I don’t expect anything better from our country.
As it turns out, the fun this time around isn’t really coming from Trump but through what he’s unleashed on them with a fresh weapon: DOGE
I found myself being squawked at yesterday by someone who considers me a reasonable and amiable individual. Let’s see if she checks off any boxes for any young women you notice ambling about these days:
- Obese
- Hog Ring in her nose, among other piercings
- Covered in tats
She was quite animated that Elon Musk’s “team of hackers” would be able to see information about her student loans. She kept going on about how it would be a “24-year-old” who’d been “a hacker when he was in high school” who was now employed by someone in the government whom she’d “never voted for.” He could suddenly zero in on her loans for what she was implying was some sort of nefarious scheme.
It struck me as a rather specific fantasy. She was almost implying that being able “to see her loans” was equivalent to viewing her naked. How vulnerable that must make her feel. I felt myself itching to launch into an outburst about how her loan information hadn’t been locked in a hope chest next to her bed but merely a number next to many other numbers and not really anything about which the DOGE inquiry would even be directed.
Why spoil anyone’s erotic imaginings though? I just nodded along. If I wasn’t on lists by the SPLC and ADL, I could sell a movie script on this theme to one of these women’s channels. The bad guy would be an Edward Snowden-looking character. This might be a good title- Hacked: His Desire, Her Danger.
In these waning days of America, I just want to be entertained. Being kept comfortable is for sissies. Maybe with Trump, the best is yet to come. Surely the very worst as well. Tempus fugit, my friends.
I’m proud to officially announce my candidacy for the office of Dogcatcher.
One wonders if these screeching idiots truly believe we all live in an alternate universe where every individual who works for government or provides a service in the public sector is or must be *elected* to serve in such a capacity.
Their antics have certainly been entertaining to watch, as you say. It’s funny as hell on the one hand, but deeply disturbing on the other. I appear to have jumped the gun a bit when I wrote Modern Insane Asylums in Clown World Hell. Which, by the way, was not in any way intended as a piece of “dark humor,” although it received that label.:
https://identitydixie.com/2020/12/01/modern-insane-asylums-in-clown-world-hell/
Good old Mr. Shackleford. Always good for a laugh! You’re certainly doing a great job of keeping me entertained.
Oy gevalt! We have spent a great deal of time and effort cultivating narcissistic, paranoid, liberal types in the laboratory known as America. But they aren’t paying off anymore like we’d hoped they would. Plus, some are even turning on us!
It’s time for a course change, my friends. Though nothing too dramatic. Just a few degrees. But I can assure you all we’re all still going over the edge of the World… and Trump will get us there!