Decades ago, I attended a youth event for my local stuffed suit Republican congressman. I asked him why we gave so much money to Israel, especially since they attacked a U.S. Navy ship and killed a bunch of sailors. He obviously was never confronted by these sorts of questions and asked me who’d been telling me this stuff about our greatest ally. I replied that I’d been reading this guy named David Duke and fear flashed across his face.
This was simply a pertinent question from an earnest teenager who didn’t realize he was handing this hack the political equivalent of a live claymore mine. He just moved along to the next youth. I’ve never understood how anyone could maintain an interest in this sort of politics beyond using it as an opportunity for self-aggrandizement.
I really didn’t know who Duke was, but he was connecting a bunch of dots for sure. Everyone else I’d read to that point would do the “I’m not the least bit anti-Semitic but these specific people are engaged in these specific horrendous behaviors” bit. However, for a period of time the media had made him nationally prominent for narrative purposes before they learned doing that for someone like him was a really bad idea.
He’d held political office and been in the KKK, so he fit the narrative. He was useful from that angle, but then they’d let him talk on television. That turned into a real problem. When our sphere of content emerged, they applied the lesson they’d learned from Duke. They lie about us, and never give us a forum to express our actual opinions to the public. Instead, they take quotes out of context, if they bother with that at all.
The media blunder from way back is how Trump knew who Duke was and used his talking points to dog whistle. I’m not endorsing or condemning Duke, I’ve never even met him. What I’m saying is that the media stooges were actually telling the truth when they pointed out what Trump was doing, which Duke agrees.
Trump’s first campaign heralded the end of the typical Republican archetype. Many opted not to seek reelection rather than face hordes of disgruntled constituents. The deranged Left would condemn them as despicable bigots while their voting base would confront them with rage at not getting in lockstep with Trump’s dog whistling. It was really entertaining, but some have never learned.
Principled conservatism with fiscal discipline to unleash entrepreneurs on the free market and a robust national security ain’t a thing anymore. It’s been this way for quite a while. The bag of excrement hit the fan years ago, Mike. Heritage America is fighting for its literal survival.
It’s important to know your limits in life, which is why I’m running for dogcatcher. I single-handedly rounded up a pack of muddy hunting beagles and some ID guys watched me do it, so I’d say I’m a proven commodity. Any office higher, and women would be coming forward to tell their stories about Tom Shackleford. I doubt I’d be able to handle that press conference.
Anyways, it probably won’t matter for much longer anyway since the total collapse is imminent. Pence is one of these guys who seemed somewhat promising for a brief moment. For example, he wanted to electrocute gays and pointed out that these creatures heralded calamity for a civilization. The thing is, we’re on the calamity part now and democratic victory is guaranteed to be mailed in after they tally how many ballots they’ll need following the Republican vote on election day (if America is still an entity by then).
So, why is Pence bothering wasting his time, seeing as he doesn’t even have a chance at the nomination? He doesn’t even poll at over 5% and is the most hated man in the party for his January 6th perfidy towards innocent MAGA people. He’s like a zombie that just keeps moving forward looking for brains because it doesn’t know what else to do.
If I were him, I’d be spending my final years atoning for my treachery to America and trying to get myself right with God. Then again, I’m a White supremacist, rightwing domestic extremist, Christian fundamentalist, “Satanic Panic” conspiracy theorist, etc., etc. While I certainly have my faults, my conduct would not approximate that of Pence in the first place.
Perhaps it’s just that they live in their own bubble where they congratulate each other and think that their talking points actually make them great men. Maybe they genuinely believe they’re morally and intellectually superior to folks like us, whom they never fail to condemn.
It’s probably because they spend so much time groveling to the murderers of Christ like dogs seeking scraps from a table. Thus, they erroneously believe that their constituents, who are worthless to these standard GOP types, care about this stuff more than the existential problems plaguing their lives. If you can’t afford dental care, why would you spend one second caring about Israel?
This should be pretty basic to grasp. One of the reasons that Trump tossed the old GOP playbook in history’s trash can was that he was able to give the downtrodden Heritage Americans who work for a living the impression he gave a damn about them.
Pence seems to assume that since Trump is on his way to prison, he can wipe it off and return to the White House. Who gives a damn about any of his nonsense when they can’t get by on their Social Security check? This country is literally falling apart. It’s quite astounding, this disconnection from reality. I’d say Matthew 7:22-23 sums these guys up.
“Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.”
I’m not a theological expert, but I’m pretty sure these are some of the types Christ was warning about how their choices in life will be adjudicated at the Final Judgement. Somebody like Joe Biden is simply an outright scumbag who molests girls on national television and fêtes trannies at the White House. He’s the real deal who doesn’t pretend otherwise. These guys are a different breed of scumbag, which makes them much more infuriating actually.
The tweet above isn’t from a parody account. When I was five years old, I was inspired by the WWF (not the wild life people) because I thought it was 100% real. Nobody would believe his inspiration at this incident. This is simply a profession of loyalty. Why doesn’t he just tweet out that he’s waiting obediently on his knees outside the door to Satan’s Synagogue? That would be more honest but instead he must congratulate himself for his treachery. I see a man setting himself up for a fall.
When I was five, I also believed in Santa Claus. It was said that if you were naughty, you wouldn’t be receiving any presents from him. I was quite worried that on Christmas morning, the tide would go out on me so to speak, and everyone would know how naughty I’d been because there’d be no toys for Tommy under the tree. Eventually, these guys will have to answer for themselves. Don’t hold your breath waiting for political representation in the meantime.
On a side note, I’ve never met a Texan excited that California’s toilet bowl of White shitlibs is getting flushed on his state. As soon as these creatures arrive, they try to ban hunting and take away your guns. Texans want disastrous dem policies kept out. At least this traitor will be gone in the next election. I’d offer my sympathy to Texas, but my state doesn’t have it any better.
I’m proud to officially announce my candidacy for the office of Dogcatcher.
“a White supremacist, right-wing domestic extremist, Christian fundamentalist, “Satanic Panic” conspiracy theorist, etc., etc.”
I’m honored to stand with YOU though our numbers be very small.
Cruz, Coryn, Abbott all suck equally just in their own unique way
Have you ever noticed Mike Pence looks a lot like Race Bannon from the old Johnny Quest cartoons?
I used to watch Johnny Quest when I was young. It socks that Pence resembles Race Bannon.
“Anyways, it probably won’t matter for much longer anyway since the total collapse is imminent.”
The real question is: when is it going to happen?