Urban Maurauders

Editorial Team Note: The following short article is dark humor and is not intended to encourage urban teens, who likely can't read anyway, from ravaging the nation's retail stores. 

Unrealized potential” is used in the context of teens not applying themselves in school. “Teens” is an official description of black people engaged in mayhem. The unrealized potential of teens is how I’ll refer to their collective inability to understand that most of this country’s retail has been deliberately rendered defenseless if only they could organize themselves effectively for a campaign of plunder.

These strategic insights would serve them well:

  • Police can’t arrest too many teens compared to white offenders anymore;
  • Police are hesitant to get rough with teens;
  • The more teens involved, the less risk of arrest for each teen involved; and
  • Civilians can’t legally defend a retail location against teens.

What happened last week in San Francisco is a sign they’re catching on:

San Francisco’s mayor and police chief have promised “changes” after a night of massive looting, a crime becoming more and more common in the city, and one that’s driving businesses away.

Numerous stores, including Louis Vuitton and Bloomingdale’s, were hit on Friday night as part of a massive looting spree hitting businesses in the California city’s Union Square.

The next attack underscores how well:

On top of the Friday night vandalism and looting, a Nordstrom store in Willow Creek was hit on Saturday night by dozens of looters, who entered and looted the location in under a minute, according to police. Three employees were assaulted in the raid.

Footage captured at the scene appears to show most of the looters getting past police.

Teens cause lots of problems. One can’t help but chuckle at how hard it’s going to be for the elite who created the opportunity to get them under control. They need to be gotten under control because retail is a sizable chunk of a municipality’s revenue.

They’re not going to be reasoned with or shamed into compliance, that’s for sure. Can the parents be implored to do a better job? Nope. Can a “shock and awe” operation be done on them like the MAGA folks from Jan. 6? Of course not.

Since their diversity is our greatest strength, it’s basically up to them to set their own limitations. This might be a question of imitation. At some point, the first one realized he could upload a homemade video of himself rapping with a blunt and a handgun. I’m pretty sure they all do this now.

So, they have a track record of watching something dangerous that’s easy to do and then trying it en masse. Retail raids fit the bill, but like I said, it’s all up to them.

One comment

  1. Considering how few blacks live in San Francisco (or the whole west coast for that matter), it’s unlikely the perps were black teenagers or young adults. The available videos don’t provide any indication of race, either.

    The DA’s office released the following: The suspects in the Louis Vuitton incident were identified as Francill White, Tomiko Lamar Miller, Kimberly Cherry and Ivan Speed. The suspects in the cannabis dispensary burglary were identified as Raymond Phillips, Edward James Jr., and Michael Ray. Daron Wilson was identified as the suspect in the Walgreens burglary.

    No pictures. The fact that this was very well coordinated argues against the typical street Negro, although there may have been some

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