The Nuclear Codes!

I’ve never been worried about the nuclear codes. Hysteria about who had access to them was one of the more tiresome aspects of the Trump era that began when Hillary’s handlers wrote it into one of her campaign speeches. I’m not even worried about nuclear war because life presents many opportunities for a slow and miserable death. Getting vaporized before you even know what’s going on is a gentle way to make your exit. They’ve got incredibly powerful nukes these days, so nobody should fear having to limp away from a Hiroshima-style event.

However, I’m still struggling to get my campaign for dogcatcher off the ground. I, therefore, have no obligation to fret over such matters of state. The Biden Administration can’t shrug this stuff off so easily. That’s especially true now that the Secretary of Defense has announced an upcoming purge of potentially troublesome white men. The criteria seems vague, but since questioning the 2020 Election qualifies one as a domestic terrorist, it’s safe to assume that Gadsden Flag bumper stickers are going to bring plenty of careers to an end.

Yesterday, I directed all CO's and supervisors to select a date within the next 60 days to conduct a one day "stand-down" on extremism in the military. This is an opportunity for us to listen, learn, and try to find solutions — and it's only a first step. pic.twitter.com/CHyEKoTpUf

— Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III (@SecDef) February 6, 2021

This is going to be a problem since the military needs competent personnel to operate all sorts of extremely expensive and dangerous stuff, like the nuclear arsenal. They ought to take a gander across the pond to see how things go when you start getting rid of all the white guys and then keep trying to operate all the same equipment. Here’s an excerpt from an article from The Sun titled “Humpin’ Sailor”:

A Royal Navy lieutenant has been caught shooting x-rated videos with her leading seaman boyfriend at a top secret nuclear submarine base.

Claire Jenkins, 29, who uses the name Cally Taylor, makes several movies inside the Faslane nuclear submarine HQ, HMNB Clyde, near Glasgow.

Furious bosses have launched an investigation over the ‘porn to order’ videos which Lt Jenkins sells on Only Fans.

If they keep this up, it won’t be long before we’re no longer able to launch more wars for Israel. That’d be a real shame. The problem is that it probably isn’t possible to strike a balance between a functional war machine and a multi-culti horror show.

I’ll concede that it works at the DMV. Everybody is frustrated and demoralized by their experience, but we all still get our licenses eventually. But, the Pentagon isn’t the DMV. It depends on basic conservative-type white guys to keep the apparatus operational because diversity can lead to catastrophe rather than merely getting stalled in the waiting line for LaQuisha to get your paperwork wrong.

I fly a lot, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I look down one day and see a random nuclear blast. I won’t feel bad for the accident victims because they’ll probably get off easier than the rest of us. Anyways, like I said, none of this is really my problem.