The Science is Real

The hills have eyes, but so does the abyss. Many of these eyes reside behind black horned rimmed glasses. If you have a female, you might find yourself stuck with her friends on a Saturday night and encounter such a creature.

I’ve found the best way to engage with conversations programmed into her by the mass media is to agree with whatever she’s harping about and then chime in, “That’s what Hitler was doing…..I’m just sayin’ he had some good ideas’.” Because nobody knows what Hitler was doing, you can attribute anything to him and make the conversation really uncomfortable for the other participants.

Over time, one develops many such verbal tactics in his toolkit because you can’t go down the rabbit hole of their psychology. That can be harder than it sounds because it’s very tempting to crack wise when they say something particularly inane. For example, when she declares her lack of offspring because of climate change. It’s far too easy to gesture at the dry ground you’re all standing on and intone, “Well, any day now.”

Last weekend, I’d had a bit to drink and couldn’t resist. One of them mentioned that she and her partner had spent 3,000 dollars rescuing their little dog (child substitute) from another country. I took a drag on my cigarette and said, “Hmm, he’d make a real nice hat. What about this Covid-19? I heard the tests were bogus.”

Lots of women get biology degrees in college that never lead to any sort of career. What it does qualify them for is blathering about science. This presents an outstanding trolling opportunity. The new catchphrase: The Science is Real.

They like to parrot this authoritatively, presumably because it makes them feel good about themselves. I replied that I wasn’t going to be vaccinated because I didn’t want to get turned into a retard. This elicited some nervous laughs and I could see those soulless eyes becoming animated.

She asked where I’d heard something so ridiculous and I told her it’s a George Soros plot exposed by QAnon. This led to a screed about “my degree,” and the science blah, blah, blah. I followed up by claiming I had a friend who got a flu shot last year and it turned him into a gay.

She gently explained to me that it’s not appropriate to refer to a gay person as “a gay.” If you maintain an air of complete credulity, it allows you to drag her into deep waters because she likes to think of herself as the science lady educating you, the prole.

The Adam and Eve incident is an instructive example of how easily a woman can be turned into an instrument of Satan. Many of them readily internalize canards concocted by someone else as their own original thought. I wake up every day thankful for our democracy.

3 comments

  1. In more same times, these women were quickly identified by the town as problematic, and ostracized (or worse). They knew that keeping them around would poison the soul of the community. Now, they are respected, and run amuck in HR departments all over Western nations.

  2. I rarely leave comments, but this article was hilarious! I was laughing out loud in a dark room.

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