The Year of the Dead Dolphin

Now, before we get into this, it is worth dismantling the constant thrum of “alarmist” environmental calls for action every time someone kills a lion in Africa. This is not an exotic animal with a history of stalking children in third world African hovels, and it is not a weird minnow.

Easy Mode Capitalism Pt. 2

If we are looking to get money into assets that won’t crumble under the crushing inflationary weight of Mango Man’s spending habits, and don’t want to get suckered by extremely well funded BANKERS who are gonna take everyone’s money via short positions and put options when this thing starts to flip, we need to come up with something totally new. Just kidding, we are gonna come up with something that is 4000 years old.

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