Fillin’ Station Nationalism, The Secret Plan

Every time we turn around, someone is asking the writers at Identity Dixie when are we going to reveal the secret plan, or publish a new manifesto? I understand their urgency, and I sympathize with these wonderful souls and the need to have it all spelled out. It’d be real nice to have a bullet point presentation, charts and graphs, with a mapping system to evaluate how this path to sovereignty is going to all work out. 

Well, if you come real close, so it’s just you and me and no one else is listening, I’m going to whisper something in your ear. Come close now. The secret plan has already been modeled, and it’s right there in front of your eyes. If you’re from Texas asking these questions, you’ll be shocked but not surprised by the unfolding of this magnificent plan. 

Any good strategy starts with the right questions. So, how do you go from a dream to implementation? How do you build excitement for something so ridiculous that no one would believe you if you told them it could be done? And then, how do you spread that dream, that excitement, so when it finally is right before you, it still mesmerizes in its simplicity? 

Well, it all started with a beaver, that’s right, son. This new strategy to capture the hearts and minds of the Southern people marched right out of Texas on the back of a big-toothed beaver. Now, hear me out, it’ll all make sense in a minute. The Buc-ee’s colony model is the path to retake everything! 

If you’ve never been to a Buc-ee’s, just ask your Texas kinfolk, or friends, but make sure you got a minute, because they are going to be so excited, like a Baptist preacher finding a completely filled out visitor card in the offering plate. Nothing is going to take that smile off their face until the good news has been spread! 

Let me explain. Buc-ee’s is a fillin’ station. That’s right, just a gas station. Well, if a gas station was the size of a small Walmart, and with the cleanest restrooms you’ve ever had the privilege of conducting your business. I think they have about a million fuel pumps at each location, and probably about a billion items you can buy in their store, from brisket to beaver nuggets, and kolaches to klobasniky (I still can’t pronounce these things, but they must be good). And, I’m not even attempting to list all the varieties of jerky. Hell, everything essential to life and happiness is right inside. 

Now, here’s how it relates to retaking everything for Dixie. Buc-ee’s started with just one store, perfected it, and then expanded. Along the way, they narrowed their message, but expanded their product line, appealing to folks looking for something just a little more special. Overloading the senses of their patrons in such a fantastic way, it made them feel at home and they never wanted to leave. Then, when they had so saturated their original market, they started to expand, damming up the stream of customers, and collecting them around an inflated illuminated beaver all over the South. 

Each time a new beaver outpost was established, Buc-ee’s customers were so excited they became missionaries, heralding messengers all over Dixie. To build even more anticipation for these coming colonies, prophetic messages populated interstate billboards announcing the eminent arrival of the next outpost. If you drove by a future station, you could see those little beaver helpers building their new colony; and even if you had little interest or expectation at first, the closer it got to completion, the more curious you became. Then, all of a sudden, it arrived, and your curiosity got the best of you – you were hooked. Now you can’t believe how you ever lived without this roadside utopia. 

This is how we are building a Free South; you could say we are as busy as a beaver! 

We started small, we are clarifying our message to our target audience, and expanding our product line (stay turned). We are exceeding the expectations of our customer base, and it is enlarging exponentially. Our message is showing up in places that had not entertained the thought of such a thing as sovereignty for Dixie. Secession and nullification, once distasteful to the average political consumer, are now the go-to items on the political menu, just like the juicy beef brisket at Buc-ee’s. 

When exposed to the Southern Nationalist brand, more and more Southerners are exiting off the globalist highway. They are making a hard right turn into our outposts, refueling their souls, their minds, and finding the satisfaction and comfort of a political philosophy designed just for their longing. They are coming home. 

Now, I’m just being a little silly comparing the marketing strategy of a gas station to a Free Dixie. But, is it really that outrageous of a notion?

Well, I’ll talk to y’all later. I’m hungry for beaver nuggets, and my car needs some 93 octane, ethanol free gas, and we all need a Free Dixie. 

Deo Vindice!

God save the South! 

7 comments

  1. We don’t have Buc-ee’s in Tennessee, but when I think of Pilot (Casey’s now) or Wiegel’s, I think of the farms I used to know that now have huge gas stations concreted over them.

    When I think of offering something for everyone, I think of how in my leftist past, I was conned into thinking that my fellow peaceniks were actually opposed to the imperial USA, of how they were all for everyone’s liberation movement, until 2008 when it became clear to me that they weren’t in favor of me and mine ever being free. That was the year it became clear that no one would protest Obama’s wars or violations of civil liberties. That was the year it became clear that any talk of being in solidarity with rural America was now banned for white supremacy. The left used a Buc-ee’s approach too. I seriously don’t much care for it. It’s why this “conservative after the manner of Wendell Berry” and daughter of a southern white civil rights proponent is now prowling the internet looking for reasonable answers, even in a place like this.

    1. Thanks for your observation, and for reading our articles. It is amazing how the Left has become as war mongering as the neo-conservatives. I would hope there were a reasonable answer to our present situation, and peacefully separating from the Yankee nation would be my hope.
      Southerns can work out their differences when foreigners don’t meddle.
      Personally, I’m for functional cities, lots of open rural areas, and the death of suburban life. That’s my hope in a future free Dixie.

      Tennessee has a Buc-ees near Cookville.

  2. Now, I’m just being a little silly comparing the marketing strategy of a gas station to a Free Dixie. But, is it really that outrageous of a notion?

    It can be defined as “silly” or even “outrageous” only if you truly believe you’re comparing apples to apples (of the same size, variety and so forth) in making the analogy. Which I very much doubt is what you are doing in the post. It isn’t silly or outrageous to compare successful business strategies to successful nation building, as long as one keeps it all in perspective. As I’ve mentioned before and will repeat, one of the greatest challenges we will undoubtedly face in our efforts to permanently establish a free and independent Southland, is the difficulty of being equipped and ready to defend it (militarily) from the very outset. As I’m sure you well know, one of the defining mistakes made by the Confederacy was the failure to build a real Navy at any time during the WBTS. We cannot afford to make that same mistake, or our efforts are doomed before we get started good.

    Good article, Sir.

  3. Always enjoy your insights, sir.

    Strategy is multifaceted, everything has to happen simultaneously. Hopefully, our separation will happen slowly, and all at once.

  4. GR8 job, if I may add,
    Local, Local, Local. Build up
    Your local business, talk to
    People, network. Start today !

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